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My Superior Ball!

maxcarryballThe other day on my walk I found a Superior Ball!

It was all very exciting ! Let me tell you about it!

After work Tim offered to cook the humans’ tea (hot hot hot chilli) and while he was doing that Hilary took me for my afternoon walk. She realised she had a bit longer than usual as she wasn’t cooking tea for once, and so we went on my usual Sunday morning walk at Duloch Park and Calais Woods there, instead of just round my local park.

We had only just set out on my walk when Hilary threw my tennis ball for me and I dutifully ran off after it!

superiorballgrass But… as I was sniffing around in the grass trying to find it I came upon a much bigger brighter ball - a truely superior ball! I has seen these before, usually with children or older humans running around kicking them! Hilary tells me it was called a Foot Ball so I immediately renamed it a Paw Ball. It was black and red, rather handsome just like me, I must bark.

Anyway it appeared to be abandoned…. lost… deserted. And very lonely. There were no humans around apart from a tiny wee girl and an old man in the playpark bit, playing on the swings, who looked very unlikely to have anything to do with such a gorgeous ball some distance away.

So.. I decided finders were keepers and picked the huge ball up in my superior mouth and took it back to Hilary!

She was quite surprised and also amused at it was obviously quite difficult for me to carry it around the woods, where we were headed. She told me it was much to big for her pocket as well!

maxcarrysuperiorballtreeSo I persevered and carried it with my on our walk, allowing Hilary to have a few (fairly feeble) kicks at it, and to carry it for a very short spell when I was busy playing with another dog.

I took it into the muddy patches, the long grass, and even some yucky dirty water at some point. Hilary kept taking photos of me as she was impressed with my dedication and care of my new toy!maxsuperiorballgorund

I carried it very gently so my superior teeth did not puncture it, as had happened before the big ball the humans got me for one of my puppyhood birthdays- which I destroyed within the hour!

We never found its rightful human so I decided to adopt it and took it home! I hope I can have a proper game of pawball with my male human when he has time!

Birthday CAKE???

I heard today that one of my human friends who comes to see Tim here sometimes made her dog a birthday cake for his birthday recently! Pah! I never got a CAKE when it was my birthday! I have now placed an order in for my 6th birthday which is still a year away of course!

Mind you I did manage to get TWO daily dental chews today. It was all quite funny as I got a bit peckish this evening and asked Hilary for something to eat. I was rather hoping for some ham or chicken from the big white cold food store she calls a fridge, but all she took out of there was milk for her tea and lemon for Tim’s. (He is awfa posh)

But then she went to my food cupboard in the dining room and gave me one of my so called Daily Dental Chews, which are rather tasty. I have the large size as I am of course a large superior dog. I ate that up and then noticed she hadn’t shut the cupboard door properly so I went back quietly., and was going to help myself to another chew when she must have heard me and stopped me, telling me they were called DAILY chews for a reason.

Pah. Bet you think I did manage to sneak one, but actually the one she gave me was already my second one of the day ! Earlier today Tim has the above mentioned visitor (of the generous make your dog a birthday cake mode) and she kindly brought me one! Yes an extra chew from my friend!

Anyway I am making Hilary feel guilty about not getting me a birthday cake so hopefully I will get TWO treats from her tomorrow!

Tim finally gives in!

bunnycardblog I think I have FINALLY won over my male human who has at long last realised now that I am FIVE I need to be treated well! (I did mention it was my birthday earlier in the week, didn’t I? Just in case you missed it, I was FIVE years old on my birthday on Monday and here is a photo of me with my lovely rabbit birthday card from my friends Fay and Mrs C- this is the closest I have come to catching a rabbit since we moved to Dunfermline!

Anyway I digress. What I was trying to tell you is that Tim has gone soft in his old age, and more respectful of mine, and this week on our Thursday night at my flat without Hilary (who was at the Rectory with the cat) Tim let me, indeed positively encouraged me, to spend all evening on the bed! the lovely comfy king size human bed! And then ,when he finally settled down for the night himself, he did not move me off as I expected but just got in beside me! Success!! Of course he is a bit annoying to actually share th bed with, so after I had made my point that I could stay there as long as I wanted to, I got off and slept on the floor!

Then, last night Hilary joined us here in Auchtermaxty and again I was allowed to stay in the bedroom with the humans all night ! I was very good and gave them the bed, and slept on the floor, only getting up a few times to lick Hilary’s face and check she was still alive. This morning after she had made herself a cup of tea and was reading her book I jumped up beside them and managed to get enough space to lie between then on the bed for an hour or so, snoozing peacefully in my rightful place.

I am delighted to declare the battle of the bed has been won! I am indeed a very superior dog!

Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday Very Superior Dog Max Bennison!
Happy Birthday to me!

Yes… just in case you didn’t realise, today, 19th July, is

MY BIRTHDAY!

and I am FIVE years old today!!!

And what a fun time I have had…. first, my extra human Laura came to stay and had originally planned to return to St Maxdrews and start the job hunting on Sunday, but on realising today was MY BIRTHDAY she stayed an extra night with me!

Then Tim arranged for our new curate the lovely Valerie to come here at 8.30 am and visit me on MY BIRTHDAY!

And yesterday Hilary came home from church with a very exciting envelope! It was addressed to me - Very Superior Dog Max Bennison - and contained a birthday card - from my good friends from church Mrs C and Fay! Thank you both for remembering MY BIRTHDAY! The card has a lovely picture of a silly rabbit on and they wish me lots of things to chase!!

Yesterday afternoon Hilary went out to do a few bits and pieces and came home with a lovely smelling carrier bag- but she put it up on a high shelf and said I couldn’t have it yet as it wasn’t quite MY BIRTHDAY! Today, however, is of course MY BIRTHDAY so when she came in from work I reminded her about it (The male human actually asked why I was so interested in the top of the shelf!!) so I got my present and it was lots of tasty treats to eat! I had a pig’s ear straight away that was yummy - and even Tim thought it smelt good! I am saving the others for later on!

Oh, the humans also gave me a birthday card which arrived through the letter box earlier today- Tim found it and helped me open it. It has a picture of a silly deer on and was from Monty and the humans as it was, as I just may have mentioned, MY BIRTHDAY!

Oh! And my caring female human also sang happy birthday to me! The uncaring male one refused to join in saying he wasn’t singing happy birthday to a dog, which was rather mean, as of course it is MY BIRTHDAY! (Did I mention that?)

My favourite present was from Laura my extra human though. She knew I would like some horse dung for MY BIRTHDAYand so persuaded my regular human (the female one) to take me and her on an extra proper walk in the forest late yesterday afternoon instead of a namby pamby stroll round my park.. and she arranged for there to be horses around to be me a fresh tasty supply! Meanly though the humans didn’t let me take any home with me, but I think Hilary didn’t want me to spoil my appetite for all the tasty treats chews and bones she had bought me!

Finally, a very exciting thing happened today! As I just may have mentioned it is MY BIRTHDAY and I am FIVE so old enough to do things on my own, so as the aforementioned curate Valerie was leaving this afternoon I managed to sneak out the door and take myself for a walk! Tim and Valerie tried in vain to get me back but I ran much faster than them and hid in next door’s garden for a while! They were running up the street looking for me! It was all very funny and I decided I had better be good and return in the end !

Anyway as it is MY BIRTHDAY (did I mention that) I am off to eat my birthday treats and dream of rabbits and deer!

Laura’s here!

lauragradblogI am having an exciting time of it just now as my extra human Laura is staying with me for a few days. It is a special time for us both as it was her birthday on Monday (she was 22) and it is my birthday next Monday (I will be 5!)

Laura arrived on Thursday hotfoot from Italy where she has been on holiday, and she was wearing a short skimpy dress that wasn’t really suitable for the rainy weather here! She came for a walk in my park with me and Hilary and kept telling us how nice it was to feel the rain and be cool, as it had been stifling hot in Verona where she has been the last week or so. Anyway we all went over to my flat here in Muchty on Thursday evening , and she caught up on her sleep (having got up at 4am, or something for her flight) While my female human was at work yesterday the rest of us went for a long walk up East Lomond Hill. That was in the afternoon as Laura was still asleep in the morning!

Amazingly though Laura surfaced this morning in time to come with me and Hilary to my forest and we had another nice walk there, and even saw a red squirrel.

Laura is out this afternoon to St Andrews and then will join us again in Dunfermline later on, I am in charge of transporting her rucksack back home - it is nearly as big as me!

Only two more sleeps till my birthday!

Enjoying holidays….

hilaryeriskayblogWell as I said on my blog the other day I am out of prison now, and back in my flat in Auchtermaxty with the humans, who are still on holiday from work. It is actually very odd having them around all the time as I am used to having some peace and quiet when they are out at work! Apart from when they had a short trip to the pub the other night I have had one or both of them to attend to me at all times, and have also enjoyed some nice walks in my forest and on my Superior. Today is Sunday and they are not even going to church!

southuistbeachblogThey told me they enjoyed their break in the Outer Hebrides, although the weather left a lot to be desired as it was wet windy and wild! Sounds fab to me, and looking at their photos I think I would have liked it apart from the choppy ferry crossing and the mega long twisty drives. Tim got used to the single track roads in no time and enjoyed playing chicken with the on coming cars to make them stop for him!

timlochboisdaleblogI have put a few pictures on this blog but as I wasn’t there I won’t bore you too much with human antics. They show at the top Hilary on the Island of Eriskay, which is joined by a causeway to South Uist and is a lovely litttle island with great views. It was sunny the day they were there but very windy and cold and Hilary took off her fleece for the photo and froze for a few minutes ! The middle picture is one of the glorious deserted sandy beaches on the west coast of South Uist, which is 25 miles or so of white sands.. absolutely amazing but again FREEZING and windy and a quick look had to suffice or the humans would have been blown away!! Finally the one here is Tim at Lochboisdale, which is the ferry port on South Uist. Again, sunny but cold!

released!!

I am home!

I have been released from prison and am now relaxing in my Muchty flat with my male human, who told me that they nearly didn’t get back to rescue me as the ferry yesterday was cancelled due to the extremely strong winds!!

However calmac ran a “relief sailing” at 3am this morning from Lochmaddy to Uig so after a very short night in an overpriced hotel the humans were sailing over the sea to Skye and the long sleepy drive home to rescue me!

No sign of the female human yet but apparantly she is busy looking after Monty cat who has to return to the vet person tonight. I expect she will come and join me later on and tell me more about the windy Outer Hebrides! Maybe I can even get a photo or two!

feline health update…

I am pleased to report that from what I hear Monty cat is doing well and is almost back to his usual self.

He appeared last night when the female human went out to the dustbins to empty the hoover and was promptly grabbed and taken inside! Then this morning he was dutifullly whisked off to the vet person and booked in for his investigation.

Anyway he was sedated and the injured paw examined- the xrays showed the nail bed had broken down and was badly infected, so they have removed the nail! Monty is now moaning that he has had his testicles removed, a tooth, and now a nail…. whatever next?

He is now at my Rectory with the female human recovering and by all accounts eating some lovely tuna and being pampered. I am in Muchty with the male human and enjoying sitting in the sun wirth him outside my flat and saying hello to everyone who passes!

the never healing paw…

Monty cat seems to have a never healing paw at the moment, he injured it somehow a few weeks ago and is refusing to tell me about it. I suspect he was bitten by some thing- not me though!!

Anyway he has been on antibiotics for nearly 3 weeks now and Hilary managed to get him back to the vets today for what she hoped was the last check up. Sadly, the vet found the paw to still be infected and weeping so the next stage is to sedate the poor mite and do a proper exam. So he is booked in for tomorow!

Hilary is not amused as tomorrow she starts a weeks holiday and had intended to join me and my male human at my Auchtermaxty flat after work, but now she will need to tend to a recovering (well hopefully!) cat puss tomorrow evening!

Also Monty cat was desparate to get outside again after being shut indoors all day today (prior to his 5pm appointment) and he has now managed to escape out the front door which the silly humans left wide open when Tim and me headed off to the flat!

Will he return in time for tomorrow?

Who knows?

Broadband’s back!!

Good news!

Ten days after our Broadband connection went beserk at the Rectory it is finally working again!

The initial tests all failed, the new “Home Hub” delivered on Monday was duely set up by my intelligent male human but still failed, an appointment was arranged with the BT engineer for this afternoon…. and then he turned up this morning not long before Tim was going out… but the good news is what ever he did here and at the exchange has worked!

Broadband is back and working (so far) !!

So I can blog again!! I could tell you all about meeting the Bishop and some clergy here (who Tim bought a mega supply of biscuits for) , or about Monty cat staying out and missing his vet appointment, or about the eye drops for my eye infection, or about our new curate who I have jumped all over as an ordination girft , or about being booked into prison for a few days next week, but instead I want to go watch the trailer for the new Harry Potter film “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” which I haven’t seen yet due to lack of Broadband!!!

I’ll be back in a day or two though!

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