Posted in Human Stupidity, Superiority, Walk on Aug 28th, 2010 3 Comments »
Hilary is quite funny sometimes. Today I took her to my forest here in Auchtermaxty for our walk and she kept telling me me I was “following from the front” whatever that means.
Apparantly she thinks that I like to walk ahead of her - leading the way along the forest tracks as befits a superior [...]
Posted in Achievement, Adventure, Superiority, Walk on Jul 31st, 2010 2 Comments »
The other day on my walk I found a Superior Ball!
It was all very exciting ! Let me tell you about it!
After work Tim offered to cook the humans’ tea (hot hot hot chilli) and while he was doing that Hilary took me for my afternoon walk. She realised she had a bit [...]
Posted in Achievement, Auchtermaxty, Family, Superiority on Jul 24th, 2010 2 Comments »
I think I have FINALLY won over my male human who has at long last realised now that I am FIVE I need to be treated well! (I did mention it was my birthday earlier in the week, didn’t I? Just in case you missed it, I was FIVE years old on my birthday [...]
Posted in Auchtermaxty, Family, Superiority on Apr 6th, 2010 No Comments »
Well my extra human Laura has been and gone. She is currently heading back to St Maxdrews with more luggage than she arrived with, although not me- I am staying here with my two usual humans. But I enjoyed her visit and the walks we had, games with my toys, and the general extra attention. [...]
Posted in Adventure, Auchtermaxty, Superiority, Walk on Feb 20th, 2010 2 Comments »
Well, here I am in my flat in Maxty again trying to supervise my two humans who are being very awkward for some reason. They seem to be continually moaning about me, telling me to settle down, stop dropping biscuit crumbs, get off my sofa (when all I want to do is look out my window and [...]
Posted in Dogs, Superiority, health on Feb 4th, 2010 3 Comments »
Did you read the last comment from Piccolo the little black cat? He tells us of the story he read in the paper today of the German Shepherd Dog who gave blood here in Dunfermline!
And co-incidently on my walk earlier tonight with my female human I met one of the other canine donors, a playful [...]
Posted in Family, Superiority, health on Feb 3rd, 2010 1 Comment »
I got mail yesterday!
It was very exciting, an envelope addressed to “Max Superior Dog Bennison“! And it wasn’t a reminder card from the vet either!
Indeed, it was a welcome to your new home card from my friends Mrs C and Fay! I was very impressed and got my humans to take it and put it [...]
Posted in Dogs, Family, Superiority on Jan 24th, 2010 3 Comments »
One of the many advantages of being a dog is that I have lots of hair, which means lots of hairs to shed and share around the place. This is good as it marks out that everything is mine, and indeed shows what a superior dog I am! I would like to see my humans especially [...]
Posted in Dogs, Superiority on Jan 7th, 2010 No Comments »
There was a very interesting programme on TV last night, called Horizon - the secret life of the dog. If you happen to have missed it for some reason it is still available - on BBCi player!
I made my humans watch it with me, although Hilary had already spotted it in the TV listings [...]
Posted in Cat, Family, Home, Superiority on Dec 26th, 2009 2 Comments »
Christmas day is over (although my male human keeps telling us that Christmas lasts till January 6th). It is Boxing Day today.
I had a lovely day yesterday with special attention from my humans, THREE walks in my snow covered park, a sneaky lie on the sofa as they ate their dinner, and then [...]
