Posted in Family, Home, Prison on Feb 11th, 2010 No Comments »
I am back from prison! I was released early this morning and was delighted to see my female human come for me. Prison was just so boring (apart from barking at the other inmates) and I was also rather unwell when I was there with an upset tummy. I am not sure why - I blame [...]
Posted in Family, Prison on Feb 7th, 2010 1 Comment »
My male human is escaping to my flat in Muchty this week for some rest and recuperation. I think he needs it as he hasn’t really stopped since he broke his ankle (including a wedding and a funeral in the last two days) and he hasn’t had a holiday for ages and ages. He will be stuck [...]
Posted in Dogs, Family, Prison on Aug 1st, 2009 2 Comments »
I was rather surprised yesterday (Friday) when instead of getting up and going to work my female human told me she had the day off, and started packing and frantically doing chores when she got up. It transpired my humans were going away YET AGAIN but luckily only for one night- they were going to [...]
Posted in Blogs, Freedom, Home, Prison on Jun 29th, 2009 4 Comments »
I am delighted to announce that I am home again!
Despite being booked into prison till tomorrow morning, the humans were back from their holiday in Malta and Gozo at lunch time today (after a very early start getting up at 2.15 am BST so they are looking pretty tired now), and got their priorities [...]
Posted in Adventure, Blogs, Family, Prison on Jun 14th, 2009 1 Comment »
It is prison time now - Monty and I are off to prison YET AGAIN so that the humans can jet set into the sun on Malta and Gozo for a fortnight…and yes, Clare, in answer to your comment I am sure they have breached the rules on frequency of prison stays in recent weeks! [...]
Posted in Family, Prison on Jun 13th, 2009 No Comments »
Well folks, it is nearly prison time again for me and Monty cat. Tonight the cat flap inner lock on the back door went down- and Monty is now a prisoner inside ! This is all to ensure he is locatable when it is time to send us to prison tomorrow!
My male human [...]
Posted in Blogs, Family, Friends, Prison, Superiority on Jun 10th, 2009 No Comments »
My human friend Fay has come up with an excellent idea for when my humans go on holiday! (they are going somewhere hot and abroad called Malta very soon if you are interested)
She emailed my personal slave , oops female human tonight and suggested
I think you should let Max take Tim’s mobile to prison [...]
Posted in Freedom, Home, Human Stupidity, Prison on Jun 7th, 2009 No Comments »
Well I am home from prison for a week, and was delighted this morning when the young warder released me from my cell and I found Hilary waiting for me! She managed to collect me and Monty before church, instead of having a long lie in. I am glad I am more important to her [...]
Posted in Family, Friends, Home, Prison on May 16th, 2009 2 Comments »
I am off to prison again later today , but for one night only this time. (or so I have been promised) It is so my humans can go to a party in Aberdeen tonight to celebrate the wedding of my friends Clare and Bruce. You might remember that they were married by Tim [...]
Posted in Freedom, Home, Prison on May 4th, 2009 3 Comments »
I am home! At last!
The parole board must have decided I had been well behaved, as I got home early! I thought I was staying one more night, but this afternoon the junior jailer had just taken me for a very short and very wet walk, and I was settling in to my cell [...]
