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Cats! pah!

The one thing (well, one of quite a few to be truthful) that is annoying about my female human is her love of cats. It is very strange but she can sometimes be seen gazingly adoringly at Monty cat and even cuddling him and telling him she loves him. She has several cat pictures, ornaments [...]

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Fascinating Cat Facts

Did you spot the deliberate mistake in the title of this blog? The word fascinating and the word cat put together? Maybe this should read Boring facts about stupid cats instead!
Anyway as a celebration of Monty’s clean bill of health and Piccolo’s new home with Henry’s humans, here are some cat facts for you:
Ailurophilia [...]

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I have further proof that cats are inferior species and just, well, plain stupid.
Since he was a kitten Monty has been fed on Whiskas cat food- nothing but the best for Hilary’s spoilt feline.
He had “whiskas kitten” initially and then graduated onto regular whiskas-both the wet and the dried stuff. It is actually quite tasty, [...]

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Not a VIP!

I have proof that Monty cat is not important!
The other day he got mail - a card from the vet person telling him to ask his “owner” (as they quaintly call humans) to make an appointment for a six monthly check up. The reminder card stated that ” the cost of this visit is included [...]

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My female human had a birthday recently (while they were away on holiday and I was shut in prison, so I didn’t get a chance to blog about it.  Had  I done so I would have moaned about the amount of birthday cards with pictures of silly cats on that she got!)
Anyway, for her birthday [...]

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