Posted in Dogs, Family, Human Stupidity on Feb 16th, 2010 1 Comment »
My humans don’t get it. The importance to us dogs of having a proper sniffing time on our walks, I mean. Honestly humans are so weird.
As I am apparantly “not very good on a lead” most of my walks are off-lead ones, in the park, the forest etc, and I can stop sniff as much as [...]
Posted in Family, Human Stupidity, Weather, health on Jan 21st, 2010 2 Comments »
Sorry I haven’t blogged for a few days! I simply haven’t had time - I have been far too busy playing nursemaid to an injured human!
Yes, if you haven’t read our tweets about the goings on in the Bennison family you might not know that early Tuesday morning this week, as Tim and I set [...]
Posted in Dogs, Human Stupidity, Weather on Dec 21st, 2009 3 Comments »
It has been wonderful outside the last few days! The cold white stuff is back, making the garden, the park, the forest and so on look very prettyful. This photo is me in my forest with Tim and Laura. Hilary was there too but she took the photo so isn’t in it, but I [...]
Posted in Family, Home, Human Stupidity on Dec 18th, 2009 2 Comments »
My humans, including my extra human Laura who arrived with all the snow yesterday evening, finally got round to getting me a tree today. It is up in the living room beside the dining table and I must say looks rather splendid, full of lights and decorations of various kinds. It is a Real Tree [...]
Posted in Achievement, Dogs, Human Stupidity on Dec 3rd, 2009 2 Comments »
My female human was working from home today which was good fun for me as I kept trying to disturb her, you know, the usual things, remove a yogurt pot from the kitchen bin and chew it up, retch and throw up on the kitchen floor, and of course chase the cat making as [...]
Posted in Cat, Human Stupidity, Inferiority on Nov 30th, 2009 2 Comments »
The one thing (well, one of quite a few to be truthful) that is annoying about my female human is her love of cats. It is very strange but she can sometimes be seen gazingly adoringly at Monty cat and even cuddling him and telling him she loves him. She has several cat pictures, ornaments [...]
Posted in Family, Human Stupidity on Nov 29th, 2009 1 Comment »
Let me tell you what I was up to last night. Sadly Clare was wrong in her comment thinking it was a dress rehearsal for the church pantomime starring me as a wild beast. I did do my very best to get that part but the powers that be have decreed that dogs cannot be [...]
Posted in Family, Human Stupidity, Walk on Nov 23rd, 2009 1 Comment »
Have you noticed how dark it is in the late afternoons now? I certainly have! I sit by the window as the daylight fades, praying (as a true Rectory dog would) that my humans will return before it gets totally dark. If not, I have no chance of a nice off-lead run around my park [...]
Posted in Dogs, Human Stupidity on Nov 5th, 2009 1 Comment »
It is really happening tonight.
Nasty fireworks going off outside. At first I just barked at the noises and wondered what was happening, but now I have decided I really do hate them as they are freaking me out!
I am trying to hide…(not easy for a big dog like me) and shaking all over. [...]
Posted in Dogs, Human Stupidity on Oct 31st, 2009 3 Comments »
It is not even November yet, far less the 5th, which must be the worst night of the whole year for us dogs. But it has already started.
Yes, it it that time of the year again when there are the horrible loud bangs outside, which seem to go on and on and on. The [...]
