Posted in Human Stupidity, Superiority, Walk on Aug 28th, 2010 3 Comments »
Hilary is quite funny sometimes. Today I took her to my forest here in Auchtermaxty for our walk and she kept telling me me I was “following from the front” whatever that means.
Apparantly she thinks that I like to walk ahead of her - leading the way along the forest tracks as befits a superior [...]
Posted in Human Stupidity, Walk on Aug 23rd, 2010 1 Comment »
My female human has decreed that now I am 5 years old I must learn responsible ball management. It is all very boring really. According to Hilary, it means that when we are out on a walk it is me who is responsible for my ball, and not her!
I think she is just being lazy [...]
Posted in Auchtermaxty, Human Stupidity on Aug 15th, 2010 1 Comment »
This weekend has been the Muchty festival- a festival of Scottish music and community events, when Muchty has been packed full of people! My humans decided we would stay a bit longer than usual in the flat to soak up the atmosphere , and went from here to a 70th birthday party yesterday and to [...]
Posted in Adventure, Cat, Freedom, Human Stupidity, health on Jul 1st, 2010 1 Comment »
Monty cat seems to have a never healing paw at the moment, he injured it somehow a few weeks ago and is refusing to tell me about it. I suspect he was bitten by some thing- not me though!!
Anyway he has been on antibiotics for nearly 3 weeks now and Hilary managed to get him [...]
Posted in Family, Human Stupidity, health on Jun 16th, 2010 3 Comments »
I am a bit jealous of all the attention (physical , medical and via the internet!!) that Monty cat has been getting due to his sore paw recently so …. I threw up all down the stairs last night! I thought I would get lots of sympathy but all I got was a [...]
Posted in Food, Human Stupidity on May 28th, 2010 4 Comments »
I was going to phone dogline earlier and report neglect!
My male human took me to my flat last night for a wee break. It was very nice and we enjoyed some quality time together while Hilary hoovered and cleaned the Rectory in anticipation of my visitors this weekend (more on that another time).
The only [...]
Posted in Cat, Human Stupidity on May 24th, 2010 2 Comments »
Monty cat seems to have gone missing at the moment much to my female human’s concern. He was here last night as usual and cuddled up to Hilary when she went to bed, and then, when Tim came up a while later he was ceremoniously ejected from the room. Nothing unusual there then.
This morning [...]
Posted in Family, Home, Human Stupidity on May 19th, 2010 2 Comments »
My humans are really weird. They actually seem to enjoy cleaning the house, and now I have my holiday home too, also my flat. Hilary always seems to have a cloth in her hand and I often hear her saying that the cleaning is never ending. She seems to blame me- saying that dog hairs [...]
Posted in Family, Food, Human Stupidity on Mar 28th, 2010 No Comments »
I notice I blog quite a lot about the faults of my female human and the stupid things she does. Today, however it is Tim’s turn!
After coming back from church (separate Palm Sunday services in different churches!) my humans went to have lunch. Hilary, finding the fridge and the cupboards were bare, elected to have a [...]
Posted in Family, Human Stupidity, health on Mar 27th, 2010 1 Comment »
I think humans must be very fragile delicate creatures. I am sure it comes from only having two legs to walk on.
First, in January, my male human slips on the ice and breaks his ankle. The very day he gets that out of plaster and can begin to think about walking me again the female human [...]
